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beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

(Source: heyyyybrother, via that-is-so-swaggy)

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via that-is-so-swaggy)

mcporno:

mcporno:

drugs?? no thanks.. i get high off life. *snorts good memories and friendships*

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via perks-of-being-chinese)

knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

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