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inappropriate things amuse me ;)
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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.
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