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worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via perks-of-being-chinese)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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supnikita:

what are friends for if not for telling your crush that you like them?

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