i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????