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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing.

Source: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring

(via bodypartss)

(Source: letstalkaboutrape, via perks-of-being-chinese)

I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via jepsquad)

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