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october 1st:i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots, via perks-of-being-chinese)

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

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emthroney:

wholockpotter67:

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

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beytamacs:

faithandfury:

alwaysstarwars:

This is my new favorite thing.

HAHAHAHAHA

This is the best

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